DARKLABYRINTH end: letter from a desperate goblin

dear who ever is willing to read this rambled rambling letter.......

I am nothing more than a mere humble goblin of the labyrinth. I believe I serve my king well enough to the best of my ability....aside from a few hundred missteps. I am a proud member of the goblin army air force that kept that queen bitch's watery  beasts at bay. we may have accidentally let some watery tarts slip by us though, but we caught up to with them...a bit too late... the airship Goblinoticka crashed right into the castle where king Jareth's bedroom was..
it was him who stopped the watery tarts by sending them straight into the bog of eternal stench. alas, it was we, the brave mischievous crew of the Goblinoticka who disrupted the honeymoon for Jareth. Sarah slept through the whole scene as you all know. that's where we left in the visual version of this tale.... what you did not get to see next was us joining the watery tarts at the bog of eternal of stench. fortunately we were just dumped on the ground near by and not  into the bog's boggy depths. now it's just me and the rest of the crew stuck here for a short while.... hopefully.
we  tried to escape many times but we just can't get through the invisible walls Jareth put up. we now live with Hoggle in his so called lil' castle, which is no more than a humble cottage. he's the prince of the land of stench, but does not care for being called "your royal stenchness", just call him Hoggle....
it's through him  that i am even  able to get this story to you guys out there in a long rambling letter sent via goblin mail. I'd say there is a 50/50  chance it will get to you uneaten!
anyway, as far as how the rest of  Jareth and Sarah's honeymoon went, I have no idea...not a freaking clue!
our only source of new for it is from Hoggle who only mumbles something and shakes his head while walking away too embarrassed by whatever it was had saw going on at the castle.
we can only imagine what is happening, I can only see from here on top of the cottage roof that the castle is going through some repair and new building work.  aside from rebuilding before after Sarah first left with Toby,  nothing much new has happened with the castle for centuries... course nothing had crashed into it with powerful blaster canons blazing!
took five years to repair the castle Sarah destroyed with her infamous win and we goblins destroyed it even quicker....again back to what the other bad thing we wished would go away.. queen Mizumi? is that her name? forgive me if I don't spell it right, for all my knowledge I don't do spelling and grammar as I am goblin after all. part of being a goblin is to error a lot aside from mischief many other things we do.
one  of the favorite thing for goblins is hearing tales no matter how long and pointless they are, we enjoy them just as much as we do with the more awesome exciting ones.
sir D. is quite popular lately for his tales especially and it is from him that I hear about how queen Mizumi and her kingdom came to a crushing end!
he came by  once after the war was over to tell us all about it...needless to say fell asleep after halfway through... he went on and on about  he and the rest of the goblin horde and army valiantly won many battles against queen bitc--ahem-Mizumi's army of metal men, watery beasts and tarts. eventually he came to the one part we wanted to know! Mizumi was finally vanquished by the goblin king's long time alley, Faerie queen herself. they have a bit of history, but that is a whole other story. (don't tell Sarah, oh good bog of eternal stench please don't mention a word about it!) Elizabeth, or Lizzie as we call her, rendered her fellow queen into nothing more than a mewling babe. what i mean by that literally she used her greater powers to turn Mizumi back into a helpless babe. what? you think she was gonna get slain, killed, or behead? that's what she would have done to Sarah! some goblins  would've loved to have roasted her up for dinner even...but queen Lizzie did not allow it, she's a wise queen and thought it was better  for stop her in a less gruesome way and give her chance to start over with a whole new life ahead of her. most likely to be adopted by a Fae couple with no children, a lot of that going on. babes aren't borne in this world often.... except if your goblin, THERE IS SO MANY OF US THAT A LAW AGAINST US BREEDING WAS MADE...of course we and our king ignore it...as for the prince and body guard who were always at Mizumi's side well, they reside now reside in the Faery queen's castle for the time being under her ever watchful gaze. i know nothing more than that. though there are juicy rumors of them joining  the all male harem of the Faerie Que- OKAY MOVING ON...I  only have so little room left on this one piece of paper  that Hoggle gave to write on. sorry i did not report anything thing more of what happened like i did before for I am stuck here in the land of eternal stench far away from my all the things I need for art. I am writing with a stick and mud from a bog for crying out loud! which would explain why this does not get eaten by the goblin delivering this apparently nasty smelly letter to you. there's not much here aside from the stench everyone complains about it. I have no nose at all so it does not bother, no the real torture is the bloody hot weather here and knowing, JUST KNOWING...that the goblin king is mostly likely topless or nearly naked because it's soo damn hot here! missing out on that is the worst aside from being trapped here! IT'S NOT FAIR!

love, oogle the goblin.